It's Getting Worse

This time, I caught Niko, pants down... with an open jar of Aquaphor (for those who don't know, it's like Vaseline).

I do NOT want to know what his intentions were.

I'm horrified. And glad I stopped him in time.

Also, I swear, he's dropping the F bomb. He said it when I got him out of bed this morning. I told him not to say that word, so, of course, he kept saying it. He can't possibly know that word, we never say it in front of him. It's got to be Nikospeak for pizza or something... right?